Chase Sommer

@chasesommer

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I am the first straight white male alpha Farcaster pro to have their NC broker license Nipples are erect - time to party

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Still seeing content-as-coins being pushed Some thoughts: - If people truly wanted to support a creator, subscriptions or tipping is better. There's no false sense of making money out of it. You know you're spending money to support them. - It's yet another ponzi scheme lol why is crypto so unoriginal - One plausible argument is creating a marketplace, but NFTs make more sense for this as a collectable (like collecting farcaster casts). No one "collects" a token (yes I realize NFTs are technically tokens) besides for the chance to make money. - Tokens make more sense for communities or projects as a whole, but not for "collecting" posts or other content idk fight me nerds

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There’s no crying in the casino, but no one said anything about not talking to the casino until the casino asks, “What’s wrong? You’ve barely played with me all week.” Then you say, “Nothing. I’m fine.” And then the casino says he’s sorry for making you lose money on alts. And then you say, “No that’s not it - I’m just tired.” And then the casino tells you about the next 10x memecoin to try and comfort you. And then you reluctantly say, “Ok fine, I’ll put in a moonbag.”

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This is the future ft @laurenmessner the visionary cast collector

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POV you’re my phone while I scroll on Farcaster

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You can now collect this cast

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Ballsack tits crypto

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I have been married for 7 years as of today, don't AMA

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Madi was so much shorter back then Time flies

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Saying “I’m long” hits different when you say it to your crypto bro vs your wife The crypto bro says that’s hot My wife says “no you’re short, I’ve seen it”

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I've been shorting eth since 1600 and my stop loss is at 10k please don't liquidate me!!!!!

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listening back to some of my sales calls and I'm realizing that I could pass for a woman on the phone because my voice is so soft I need to go for a walk and think about this should I be calling lonely dudes instead of real estate?

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Had a special needs man tickle my feet today True story ask @madisonsommer

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daddy is ready for another

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DADDY GOT HIS ATH!

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The teacher I hate was getting pissed at people in the class because they mute her (Zoom class) She was threatening the people who mute that they’ll never pass the class Took everything within me to not tell her they cannot hear your threats… because they have you muted lol

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AI is a fantastic Bible study my tool You can give vague emotions or circumstances and it will respond with applicable verses/passages We are in the future bois

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daddy wants an ATH today

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my favorite types of teachers are the ones who get mad at the class for not understanding definitely not because you're bad at teaching yes, it's everyone else's fault

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