Chase Sommer

@chasesommer

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I am the first straight white male alpha Farcaster pro to have their NC broker license Nipples are erect - time to party

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFdBjEThw7w

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after cold calling a lady today, her husband called me back to complain that I freaked her out just to be clear, I asked "Hey do you know anyone looking to sell their home?" lol people are wild

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Is now a bad time to move to LA?

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lauren's crypto policies will cause a recession in the second half of 2025

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not one thank you? you're all in alts aren't you? freaking greedy crypto pimps

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you guys are welcome for btc pumping today

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made my first cold call ever today

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possibly dumb question, but on top of calling people I feel like I should also shoot them a text. Do people do this? Like if someone doesn't answer, why not shoot over a witty text saying hi and then try calling again tomorrow?

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Business cards are in :)

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Lauren was on the Farcaster files which is why they never came out

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Yes, she’s been violently ill, but I like to eat at 5pm and she know that

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Sorry I had a lot of pent up anger because dinner hasn’t been cooked on time ALL WEEK cc @madisonsommer

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Elon and Trump are no longer friends so you can buy back your cyber trucks ya betas

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Why doesn’t voicemail automatically convert into a text message Why do I have to tap into the voicemail to read it Just text me for the love of love

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Can I stop getting alerts about storage if I am pro now Never paid for it because idk why I need it and I don’t get why Farcaster doesn’t alert me about it themselves Ok I’m a noob I get it but stop reminding me about storage. I get enough from iCloud and Google lol

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really cool documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgpP9kI_FVs

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Cracked the egg and put it in the container… Now that was a first I need a nap

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