i don't get why men still pee standing up — it's grosser, harder, and always leaves piss everywhere (yes, even if you don't see it).
real men pee sitting down like messi, but you're not ready for that conversation.

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I like to chill way too much to be standing up

lol sitpisser

Hybrid here, in before /sitpisser

Now we need someone to clank $itpisser lmao