everything okay babe? you've barely touched your fetishization of commodities

the coolest car design humanity has ever achieved, and if you don’t agree I will fight you

this was like one of my first decks in middle school (real picture of a picture) pictured on a deck that my dad built big dreams have humbledingleberry beginnings

ocean breathes salty

the audacity

happy ‘your identity rebranded as a Q2 engagement metric’ month to all my fellow non-straight NPCs

the horror films are always better when dickless fascists are in power 😩

remember when coinbase dropped a commercial celebrating incels? 🫵😹

M83

A frog explodes. You die. You start again.

Minnie Mouse coming back wasn’t on my bingo card.

tired: living paycheck to paycheck wired: living psyop to psyop

Don’t answer phone calls Don’t answer emails Don’t answer DMs