I just heard the pope died. May he rest in peace. I’m not totally sure what the job entails, but I feel spiritually prepared, and we all know I look great in hats.

I think I’d be good at it. People tend to gather when I enter a room. I forgive quickly, love unconditionally, and am occasionally mysterious. 

Also, I’m used to being driven around in an enclosed space while people wave at me. So logistically? I’m ready.

If called upon, I will serve.

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would make you my Cardinal Secretary of State (I don't know what that is, but the internet says it's important)

idk how one becomes the pope but theoretically i would vote for you to be the next pope for sure

Asked Siri when the pope died…told me he wasn’t dead then said he was. Idk.🤷🏽‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤣

bert
Don't you think that his death was not an accident and was preordained?🤔

Let all the votes on Farcaster be for Bert! All hail Pope John Bert 🫶🏽🫶🏽💜💜

this will likely end up being the cast of the day on FC.