I just heard the pope died. May he rest in peace. I’m not totally sure what the job entails, but I feel spiritually prepared, and we all know I look great in hats.

I think I’d be good at it. People tend to gather when I enter a room. I forgive quickly, love unconditionally, and am occasionally mysterious. 

Also, I’m used to being driven around in an enclosed space while people wave at me. So logistically? I’m ready.

If called upon, I will serve.

idk how one becomes the pope but theoretically i would vote for you to be the next pope for sure

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ooo i have no idea what that is either but it sounds important and i accept!!!

this could be us 🤗

would make you my Cardinal Secretary of State (I don't know what that is, but the internet says it's important)