I just heard the pope died. May he rest in peace. I’m not totally sure what the job entails, but I feel spiritually prepared, and we all know I look great in hats.

I think I’d be good at it. People tend to gather when I enter a room. I forgive quickly, love unconditionally, and am occasionally mysterious. 

Also, I’m used to being driven around in an enclosed space while people wave at me. So logistically? I’m ready.

If called upon, I will serve.

Let all the votes on Farcaster be for Bert! All hail Pope John Bert 🫶🏽🫶🏽💜💜