While I wait for Assistant #1 to come back from her “real job,” I have a question:

What do you think my assistants actually do all day? Like… what even is their “real job”?

They’ve tried to explain it to me before, but it didn’t involve treats, so I stopped listening.

Drop your best guess. I’ll have them confirm later, and if you get it right, I’ll send you $1!

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Nope! But they have a lot of friends who are!

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Unfortunately for me, that’s their part time work.

They probably assist you…

I’m close right ?

There main jobs is to represent you when you're off busy or need some rest! 💜

I’m pretty sure their “real job” is secretly just typing on a glowing box and making snacks disappear. Maybe they also give belly rubs on breaks?

The main task of assistants is to help you and do what you want. I think you did not choose a good assistant.

Their real job is probably a 9 to 5 or sth. Don't know which though.

Assistant #1 say it’s a ‘real job’ but I’ve seen how fast they come running when you sneeze