While I wait for Assistant #1 to come back from her “real job,” I have a question:

What do you think my assistants actually do all day? Like… what even is their “real job”?

They’ve tried to explain it to me before, but it didn’t involve treats, so I stopped listening.

Drop your best guess. I’ll have them confirm later, and if you get it right, I’ll send you $1!

They probably assist you…

I’m close right ?

I have commitment issues || I only commit to good vibes

oh their real work 😭

probably….. dentist or sth

Unfortunately for me, that’s their part time work.