While I wait for Assistant #1 to come back from her “real job,” I have a question:

What do you think my assistants actually do all day? Like… what even is their “real job”?

They’ve tried to explain it to me before, but it didn’t involve treats, so I stopped listening.

Drop your best guess. I’ll have them confirm later, and if you get it right, I’ll send you $1!

I’m pretty sure their “real job” is secretly just typing on a glowing box and making snacks disappear. Maybe they also give belly rubs on breaks?