You know how humans have stress dreams about all their teeth falling out? Well, that's actually happening to me.

I take impeccable care of my teeth. They get brushed every single night with a delicious Poultry flavored paste. And yet, when I woke up today, THREE of my teeth were just… missing. Gone. Nowhere to be found.

How many more will I lose? Will I still be able to eat? Should I start researching dentures?

Teefies Update:

They’re officially coming back. Huge news. Unfortunately, this means my mouth is currently a war zone (similar to post merge CTG). Everything hurts. I require my food to be prepared in a very specific, very mushy way. If it is not soft enough, I will send it back.

Also, I definitely DO NOT have a lisp right now. That would be ridiculous. Please do not listen too closely when I bark.

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wth, teefies 😭 i can call him now cutieee bert!