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It started with time zones. I was trying to understand why some of my friends say GM when it's clearly time for GN. So the assistants pulled out a thing called a globe. They said, “See? The Earth rotates.” I said, “Excuse me?” They said, “This is the world.” I said, “That is a BALL.” And that’s how I found out the Earth is not flat. Not shaped like the kitchen floor. Not shaped like the park. Not shaped like anything I’ve ever stood on with confidence. It’s round. And spinning. And ENORMOUS. It’s a lot to take in. And I have some follow-up questions: • Where am I? • Where are you? • If you don’t want to tell me where you are, where are you from or what’s your favorite country? I want to see it. • If I lick your country on the globe, does it tickle? • Why is there so much ocean? Couldn’t we scoot the countries closer together? For convenience. • If I dig through the backyard, will I end up in a different country? • If two countries have similar names, do they ever get each other’s mail?

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'If I lick your country does it tickle?' S-tier

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@bombaymalayali

Ok you can stop tickling me now Bertie

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I am in St. Paul, Minnesota. That is on the same land mass as you. It’s called North America. Specifically in a country called the U.S.A. or United States of America.

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@cryptfi-mariano

The earth needs water to survive, Though I am from Africa, Nigeria. Not sure you can lick my country From the world map

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Dan [not Romero]

bert probably wasn’t even interested in all the long convo he just needed to play with the ball ahhh globe

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love this sm 😭🥺

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Good morning,Bert 😃☀️

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It tickles sire 🥲and I laugh till I'm cracked

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I am <here>, now. You be here, now, Bert. Lick NZ 🇳🇿 (tickle, tickle)

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• Where am I? -Home • Where are you? -School • If you don’t want to tell me where you are, where are you from or what’s your favorite country? I want to see it. -Nigeria • If I lick your country on the globe, does it tickle? -Yup • Why is there so much ocean? Couldn’t we scoot the countries closer together? For convenience. -Because the lands are underground, and we can’t pull them because of you • If I dig through the backyard, will I end up in a different country? -Most likely • If two countries have similar names, do they ever get each other’s mail? -Yup

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We are currently having the best time on one of the many Danish coastlines 🇩🇰💞🤸🏻‍♀️ The dog parks around here are so huge they are called „hunde skov“ (dog forest), so definitely worth a visit! Also beach time is the best time 🏖️

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GM means Get Money to me🤣🤣🤣

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It’s currently 7;55 pm Bert, whats the time where you at?

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Lovely baby ❤️❤️

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@securityadmin.eth

i love globes... bert is definitely smarter than the flat earth people... just in case you can share this too 😂

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