summary of my day: woke up this morning and made oatmeal my microwave started making noises and stopped working bought a new microwave uninstalled the old microwave did the entire install right before hanging the microwave and realized it was damaged returned the microwave to store #1 drove to store #2 bought ... Show more

my parents still have their microwave from the 90s i've going on #3 in the last 10 years. 'they just don't make them like they used to...'

gm! microwave died after taking a pic of this mug! strange things do happen in roswell

happy water wednesday!

i miss ham 🍖 x1000

what i'm listening to today van halen - zero (yep, the unofficial demo album that was made before van halen i this contains all the songs that were produced by gene simmons of kiss when he tried to get them a record deal, but was unsuccessful)

i have 271 browser tabs open rn i think i need help

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gm! beginning of a wonderful wednesday

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what i'm listening to today foo fighters - the colour and the shape

gm! this title is not up for grabs