@woofle
Update from the war front:
1. Humans still haven't told us what this war is about
2. Human checks her wall of death once a day. Not sure what she's looking for. Maybe a new friend??
3. Unclear how long this war is expected to last or if humans still have their sanity.....
4. Also unclear if this is related but mysterious orange balls that both smell and taste delicious have suddenly started appearing in the yard