bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Since going PRO I: – PROtested my breakfast (not enough cheese, unacceptable) – Was PROpelled off the couch during a zoomie incident – Gave a PROlonged side-eye to Assistant #1 – PROactively demanded snuggles – Took a PROdigious nap, woke up refreshed – PROclaimed middle couch cushion mine – PROcessed the trauma of not getting cheese on my breakfast
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Waffles
@woofle
Gotta PROtect your right to cheese on demand!
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