@bertwurst.eth
Since going PRO I:
– PROtested my breakfast (not enough cheese, unacceptable)
– Was PROpelled off the couch during a zoomie incident
– Gave a PROlonged side-eye to Assistant #1
– PROactively demanded snuggles
– Took a PROdigious nap, woke up refreshed
– PROclaimed middle couch cushion mine
– PROcessed the trauma of not getting cheese on my breakfast