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TeleD - Space Doctor
@teledildofonics
I AM GOING TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' LOBSTA TOMORROW, FUCK (well, just my torso). Tip - if you set a timer on your phone so you get a little sun on your blinding white dad bod torso, put it in the shade. If the phone overheats, the alarm doesn't go off. If you dose off, the alarm won't go off to wake you. JFC, LOBSTA
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Terry Bain
@terrybain
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TeleD - Space Doctor
@teledildofonics
I will survive, but that shit will be like craw cracking red here in about 8 more hours
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