confessions

I AM GOING TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' LOBSTA TOMORROW, FUCK (well, just my torso).

Tip - if you set a timer on your phone so you get a little sun on your blinding white dad bod torso, put it in the shade.  If the phone overheats, the alarm doesn't go off. If you dose off, the alarm won't go off to wake you.

JFC, LOBSTA

I am Space Doctor. I make prints, abstracts and ambient soundscapes.  coecon ganggang

I am also a catelevator  

https://linktr.ee/teledildofonics

AI CryptoArtist...Check out my work on my website. Thank you!
Carlos28355.art

Hell yeah. Got chest hair? Button shirt. Gold chain?

I have a cuban link tan line now, so I got that going for me

Author. Artist. Quinquagenarian. 

https://linktr.ee/nfterrybain

I will survive, but that shit will be like craw cracking red here in about 8 more hours

Apprentice to magic. Artist and aspiring maker. Building a scholarship nonprofit to send kids abroad. https://atlastravelfoundation.org/

Some people work hard to earn those tan lines

I just got a bucket full, this dad bod needs it

I have a cuban link tan line dude, WTF

Oh noooo hope you have some aloe vera gel