confessions

I AM GOING TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' LOBSTA TOMORROW, FUCK (well, just my torso).

Tip - if you set a timer on your phone so you get a little sun on your blinding white dad bod torso, put it in the shade.  If the phone overheats, the alarm doesn't go off. If you dose off, the alarm won't go off to wake you.

JFC, LOBSTA

I am Space Doctor. I make prints, abstracts and ambient soundscapes.  coecon ganggang

I am also a catelevator  

https://linktr.ee/teledildofonics

Oh noooo hope you have some aloe vera gel

Apprentice to magic. Artist and aspiring maker. Building a scholarship nonprofit to send kids abroad. https://atlastravelfoundation.org/

I just got a bucket full, this dad bod needs it

I have a cuban link tan line dude, WTF

Some people work hard to earn those tan lines