sentences i never, ever expected to say:

raccoons destroyed the zipper on my toiletry kit and ate all of my multi-vitamins 

lmaoooooooo

soldier of Good. 🪖🥰 
producer × DJ. 🎧 🪩 
working on /campfire. 🫴🪵🔥
host of /downshift ⚙️ + /dww 🎧 +  /gtd 🛠️.
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Hahahah I can only imagine piecing this all together as you wake up 😂

Veni Vidi Vibes... Fitness, Photography, Fuckin around and finding out

omg it was so funny (despite being extremely annoying. they didn't eat the magnesium caps, they just scattered hundreds of them everywhere and i had to pick them all up one-by-one.... 🫠)

Hahaha probably would've been better if they ate them instead of having to pick up hundreds of them 😅