one of my fave challenges in a translator’s job — making wordplay jokes work in another language

today’s gem:
- what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?
- what?
- you can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
- what about the glue?
- everyone gets stuck on that

my dear Russian speaking frens, feel free to offer your ideas on how to translate it
i have something in mind but i'm curious to look at what others think
and yes, you can comment in Russian, of course

I translate movies, co-own a loss-making fast-food joint, and raise two kids

Translation is a very creative process.  
I used to translate a little bit before.

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yeah, with movies and series it pretty much is

but not when you're translating smth about liquefied natural gas processing or boring legal docs. thank god, all this stuff is in the distant past for me