a bird just 💩 shit on me

managed to make it through a crevasse in my tank top and down my back

happy monday ✨

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that’s lifeeeeee
that’s lifeeeeee
that’s whattt allll the peeeeopleee sayyy

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My brothers wife had her wedding dress shit on by a bird right before her wedding. She said it was good luck..
However I’m thinking a bad omen buahahahaha.

Straight up a psyop by the positive mental attitude people to turn getting shit on into a “good day”

I’m not buying it guysssss

I hear it’s good luck if a bird shits on you.
Maybe that’s only on your wedding day. 🤷🏽‍♀️❤️

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I ripped that mfers Bluetooth device straight out his noggin and yelled at my nsa and cia agents

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Guess the shit was bigger than the bird :(

Next time you see the bird make sure to shit on it back 

Happy Monday 🫶🏽

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I was going to say black and changed my mind at the last minute.

all on black kinda girl

honest to fuck we’ve had this convo before, memory unlocked

I grabbed the bird and shit on him back

I’m the alpha bird

he called you a toilet you gonna take that?

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First one to have a bead of bird shit run from the back of their neck to the top of their butt-crack wins

@smokingfrog takes the lead

ugh that’s like the only positive thing people have to say after you get shit on by a bird

Because everything else about it is just shitty

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"They" are the birds in this scenario 😂

Whoever “they” is, tell them they got a weird way of expressing luck

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everyone leave me ALONE I’m removing all the skin from my back

*cancels all calls the rest of the day to recover* 🤣🤣🤣