a bird just 💩 shit on me

managed to make it through a crevasse in my tank top and down my back

happy monday ✨

if you come for the queen you best not miss

I hear it’s good luck if a bird shits on you.
Maybe that’s only on your wedding day. 🤷🏽‍♀️❤️

Alaska Grown. Mother of 6 wonderful, crazy-cool kids! Living in Colorado thus far. /parksrec /dv /degen

Let me know in 20 years how she’s doing please

My brothers wife had her wedding dress shit on by a bird right before her wedding. She said it was good luck..
However I’m thinking a bad omen buahahahaha.

Straight up a psyop by the positive mental attitude people to turn getting shit on into a “good day”

I’m not buying it guysssss