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"Me after aping into every low-cap memecoin on Base" "Still holding… for the culture 💀"
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Looks So Yummy 🤤
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Good Morning Mate
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9. Kid me: They say adulting is hard but how bad could it be? Adult me: Accidentally opened an electricity bill and aged 7 years. 10. Conclusion: Adulthood is basically Googling everything, budgeting for cheese, and being excited about new sponges.
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6. Kid me: Adults have cool jobs and meetings. Adult me in Zoom meeting: “Sorry, you’re on mute… you’re still on mute… wait now we can't hear you.” 7. Kid me: I’ll be rich when I grow up. Adult me: Buys 1 avocado Bank account: “That’s enough luxury for the month.” 8. Kid me: I’ll never turn into my parents. Adult me: Yells “Who touched the remote?” Starts collecting grocery bags in a bigger grocery bag
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3. Kid me: Adults know everything. Adult me: “Hey Google, how long does rice take to boil?” 4. Kid me: Driving a car = peak freedom Adult me: Paying for petrol, insurance, servicing, tires, alignment, parking… Freedom has a subscription fee. 💸 5. Kid me: I can’t wait to live alone. Adult me: Hears random noise at 2 AM “Ghost? Murderer? Or just my AirPods falling again?”
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“Things I thought were signs of adulthood as a kid — and the reality 😭” 1. Kid me: Wow, adults can sleep whenever they want. Adult me: I need to sleep by 10pm or I’ll have a 3-day migraine and question the meaning of life. 2. Kid me: When I grow up, I’ll eat ice cream for dinner. Adult me: Eats ice cream for dinner Stomach: “You have summoned the ancient curse.” 💀
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When you open Twitter at 3am and forget it’s not a safe space anymore 💀 Me: just tryna scroll memes Internet: thirst trap city Mr. Krabs: [enters with anti-horny spray] #Relatable #StayStrong #InternetChronicles #AntiHornySquad
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Buck Bunny Predict your Future 🤔
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Its real 😂😂
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Final thought: You might still look young, but if you're doing 3 or more of these… You're in your early uncle/aunty era. And honestly? It suits you 😌 #Relatable #FunnyThread #AgingMillennial #RealLifeComedy
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9/ You get weirdly proud when you fix something in your house. “Yeah, I changed that bulb myself.” Looks around waiting for applause. 10/ You love giving life advice no one asked for. And you swear you're right because “experience.”
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6/ You check the expiration date on milk like it's a bomb countdown. And still smell it... just in case. 7/ You say things like “I remember when phones had buttons.” Congratulations, you're officially ancient (according to Gen Z). 8/ You’ve started enjoying silence. Like, full peace and quiet. No music, no notifications. Just... nothing. Pure bliss.
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1/ Friday night plans? You cancel them yourself... just to stay in, eat snacks, and rewatch the same show you've already seen 5 times. And it feels amazing. 2/ You get irrationally excited about a clean house. Like, you finish mopping the floor and suddenly feel like your life is together. For 17 minutes. 3/ You wake up sore… from sleeping. You didn’t run. You didn’t fight a bear. You just slept wrong. 4/ You voluntarily watch cooking videos. Then never cook. But still feel inspired, spiritually. 5/ Loud music isn’t fun anymore. It's just... loud. Like why is the bass shaking my soul?
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Noob: “Why is my $10 swap costing $80 gas?” OG: “Bro… I’m on Base. I pay in vibes.” Welcome to the chain where memes move faster than transactions. #GasIsAFeature #BaseDegen #BridgedAndBlessed #FirstCast
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"They said touch grass. I touched Base instead."
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"Bridged to Base. Left my sanity on Ethereum."
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Send this to a friend to remind them to drink water
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