Cartoon Time Machine

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When you open Twitter at 3am and forget it’s not a safe space anymore 💀 Me: just tryna scroll memes Internet: thirst trap city Mr. Krabs: [enters with anti-horny spray] #Relatable #StayStrong #InternetChronicles #AntiHornySquad

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Buck Bunny Predict your Future 🤔

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Final thought: You might still look young, but if you're doing 3 or more of these… You're in your early uncle/aunty era. And honestly? It suits you 😌 #Relatable #FunnyThread #AgingMillennial #RealLifeComedy

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9/ You get weirdly proud when you fix something in your house. “Yeah, I changed that bulb myself.” Looks around waiting for applause. 10/ You love giving life advice no one asked for. And you swear you're right because “experience.”

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6/ You check the expiration date on milk like it's a bomb countdown. And still smell it... just in case. 7/ You say things like “I remember when phones had buttons.” Congratulations, you're officially ancient (according to Gen Z). 8/ You’ve started enjoying silence. Like, full peace and quiet. No music, no notifications. Just... nothing. Pure bliss.

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1/ Friday night plans? You cancel them yourself... just to stay in, eat snacks, and rewatch the same show you've already seen 5 times. And it feels amazing. 2/ You get irrationally excited about a clean house. Like, you finish mopping the floor and suddenly feel like your life is together. For 17 minutes. 3/ You wake up sore… from sleeping. You didn’t run. You didn’t fight a bear. You just slept wrong. 4/ You voluntarily watch cooking videos. Then never cook. But still feel inspired, spiritually. 5/ Loud music isn’t fun anymore. It's just... loud. Like why is the bass shaking my soul?

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Noob: “Why is my $10 swap costing $80 gas?” OG: “Bro… I’m on Base. I pay in vibes.” Welcome to the chain where memes move faster than transactions. #GasIsAFeature #BaseDegen #BridgedAndBlessed #FirstCast

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"They said touch grass. I touched Base instead."

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"Bridged to Base. Left my sanity on Ethereum."

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Send this to a friend to remind them to drink water

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"Gas fees on Ethereum taught me how to say goodbye. Base taught me how to never leave."

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