1/ Friday night plans?
You cancel them yourself... just to stay in, eat snacks, and rewatch the same show you've already seen 5 times. And it feels amazing.

2/ You get irrationally excited about a clean house.
Like, you finish mopping the floor and suddenly feel like your life is together. For 17 minutes.

3/ You wake up sore… from sleeping.
You didn’t run. You didn’t fight a bear. You just slept wrong.

4/ You voluntarily watch cooking videos.
Then never cook. But still feel inspired, spiritually.

5/ Loud music isn’t fun anymore.
It's just... loud. Like why is the bass shaking my soul?