To the guy who over-fueled our plane and necessitated us volunteering to leave the plane to correct weight and balance issues: thanks for the $1900 in travel vouchers and the $600 Lyft ride to catch the replacement flight. You just paid for airfare on at least two of our vacations over the next year.

* higher rank in Tae Kwon Do than Vladimir Putin
* hobbies include trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
* OSS contributor (I updated a README)

I’m sorry but also congratulations 🤣

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at www.humankindcandles.com

We were going to miss our connecting flight, regardless, so why not get paid to miss our connecting flight?