Joshua Hyde (he/him)

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Server saw that my partner and I have the same gel dips on our nails. "Aww," she says in a thick Louisiana drawl, "I wish my boyfriend would do that." I wonder how many men would experiment with different styles if you just told them, "Are you going to let another man tell you what you can do?"

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American is trying to stick me with the $600 transport bill and then sends me this email. Well, LET ME TELL YOU...

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Created a passkey for Warpcast. Migrated phones. Can't recover account in Warpcast from passkey. Why did I create a passkey for Warpcast?

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Google suggested I try Gemini, so I tapped the notification and this was the prompt it used. Even Gemini can't stop thinking about the Roman Empire.

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I present to you: the smallest glass of scotch I have ever had.

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To the guy who over-fueled our plane and necessitated us volunteering to leave the plane to correct weight and balance issues: thanks for the $1900 in travel vouchers and the $600 Lyft ride to catch the replacement flight. You just paid for airfare on at least two of our vacations over the next year.

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We missed the memo on the metal show clothing color palette.

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Squeezed in one final music festival crime against nature on our final night: a birria Hot Cheeto quesadilla.

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They found us in Oregon, and, tonight, they found us in Florida.

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When you keep asking Roger over and over again for him to turn in his movie review

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Me every day at 6:30 PM in Daytona when I've been at the outdoor festival since 2 PM.

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This is where I cast from (in Daytona Beach, Florida).

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POD just took the stage, and they are a fascinating band: Christian enough to have once been stocked at Christian book stores, yet able not so Christian that they can't appear at the same festival as Mastodon, Mudvayne, and their ilk.

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On my way to collect all of the zk proofs of being able to drink at this music festival.

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At last night's Green Day show, he invited a young girl to sing along with him. She was either too shy to recall the lyrics or didn't know them, but the crowd went wild for her, regardless, and it was fun to see what a core memory - being on stage with Green Day in front of thousands of people - being forged.

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At a "hippy" clothing store, waiting while my partner tries on something. A woman begins perusing the rack of overalls behind me and I hear her whisper in wonder: "Pockets!"

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I love the "struggle with" of the color test, though I object to being called out as a poor planner when EVERYONE has to go to the hardware store AT LEAST twice for every home improvement project. That makes me, at worst, a median planner. The third bullet point isn't unfair, though.

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Got to hear the Ukrainian band "Jinjer" today on their first American tour. Absolutely fantastic - love getting to hear women vocalists in metal.

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WHO WORE IT BETTER: Billie Joe Holiday of "Green Day" or Joe Estevez in "Werewolf"?

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