yoga

Yoga teacher: you may feel your body warming 
Me: sweat dripping onto my mat, panting, shaking 

🤣

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at humankindcandles.com

if you come for the queen you best not miss

Usually I start to exhale a fuck uuuuu in the countdown between 2 and 1

I wish I was joking

Yeah and they always add on an extra 5 seconds plus a half release before the full release 

Like damn bruh release me from these chains (a pose)

felt

now hold that position for 3…2…1…

Physical therapist: I really need to you push on this one

Me: Crying, screaming, throwing up

yoga teacher knows you are star on warpcast ? 👀