Did my first bike ride to and from the grocery store with eggs. Only lost one man. 

🫡 Your death shall not be in vain, sir.

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You gotta give your muscles their intra-ride dairy supplement.

The bag of cheese curds probably wouldn’t have made it back to my place. Not because I’m a bad bicyclist, but because I would eat all of it before getting home 🤣

Not pictured: the three blocks of cheese and bag of cheese curds.