Something’s not adding up.

The Assistants eat something different for almost every meal. Burritos. Noodles. Mysterious little jars of pickled things. 

Meanwhile, I eat the same kibble. Twice a day. Every day.

Don’t get me wrong, I like my kibble. It’s crunchy. It’s savory. It brings me joy. But I have noticed that when I hesitate a little… maybe stage a brief hunger strike… suddenly the kibble gets a splash of bone broth or a dollop of pumpkin.

So clearly they know variety is a thing.

Just wondering why anyone thinks this current arrangement is fair. That’s all. Just asking questions.

I think there should be a king meal once in a while for king 👑 bert 💜