bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Something’s not adding up. The Assistants eat something different for almost every meal. Burritos. Noodles. Mysterious little jars of pickled things. Meanwhile, I eat the same kibble. Twice a day. Every day. Don’t get me wrong, I like my kibble. It’s crunchy. It’s savory. It brings me joy. But I have noticed that when I hesitate a little… maybe stage a brief hunger strike… suddenly the kibble gets a splash of bone broth or a dollop of pumpkin. So clearly they know variety is a thing. Just wondering why anyone thinks this current arrangement is fair. That’s all. Just asking questions.
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pugson
@pugson
@pug wanted to tell you that he's eating chef cooked meals from this service and is getting spoiled https://butternutbox.com/ maybe there is an american equivalent
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Habit 🍃🐉
@habitforming
You are in control. This is the lesson to learn. Work it.
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The Dude Bart🐘🌳 ⌐◨-◨
@thedude
Hahah I wonder what the “mysterious little jars of pickled things” are now…
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Raynaa
@raynaa
I think there should be a king meal once in a while for king 👑 bert 💜
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Rose
@rosekeyes
In my opinion, either you are on a diet or the foods you are eating now are more beneficial for your health.
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Kyle
@banta
Cass has figured this out and has her mother wrapped around her finger. Sardines or some broth or some yogurt, or she'll starve. You doggos are smarter than we give you credit for.
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