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Something’s not adding up. The Assistants eat something different for almost every meal. Burritos. Noodles. Mysterious little jars of pickled things. Meanwhile, I eat the same kibble. Twice a day. Every day. Don’t get me wrong, I like my kibble. It’s crunchy. It’s savory. It brings me joy. But I have noticed that when I hesitate a little… maybe stage a brief hunger strike… suddenly the kibble gets a splash of bone broth or a dollop of pumpkin. So clearly they know variety is a thing. Just wondering why anyone thinks this current arrangement is fair. That’s all. Just asking questions.
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