Something’s not adding up.

The Assistants eat something different for almost every meal. Burritos. Noodles. Mysterious little jars of pickled things. 

Meanwhile, I eat the same kibble. Twice a day. Every day.

Don’t get me wrong, I like my kibble. It’s crunchy. It’s savory. It brings me joy. But I have noticed that when I hesitate a little… maybe stage a brief hunger strike… suddenly the kibble gets a splash of bone broth or a dollop of pumpkin.

So clearly they know variety is a thing.

Just wondering why anyone thinks this current arrangement is fair. That’s all. Just asking questions.

@pug wanted to tell you that he's eating chef cooked meals from this service and is getting spoiled https://butternutbox.com/ maybe there is an american equivalent

You come to me asking for @pugson. But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Pugfather.

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