wake
@wake
I’d like to preemptively thank the Senate, Jesus, new Jesus, and Emperor Agent Orange for my unnecessary and unwanted tax cut. Sorry to the poors; your defunded health care, clean energy, environmental safeguards, essential infrastructure, and public education will pay for my privacy fence, modern medicine, and private school. You should have voted 🎻
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Pichi
@pichi
I might start reacting to all my iMessages with tiny violin. I don’t know why this hasn’t dawned on me before.
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wake
@wake
it feels right
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