i’m always weirded out when i go to a restaurant and notice a couple that’s just totally silent during the meal

you good??

If they barely touch the food -> they're in a fight

If they eat all the food in silence -> they're high

Building a little space at /thenextwave and watching everything on /videolab.

I think this is the best breakdown possible

Valid, 

If she is smiling and he is silent -> it was an unplanned billing for him

If she is silent and he is smiling -> he is in trouble and is trying to appease her

Second option can also be they are foodies ? 🤔