Tom

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I love posts like this

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It’s interesting to have edgy teenagers on here now Responses don’t quite make sense, a lot of cursing with words they don’t understand; Classic signs How can something be a cuckold thing if it’s about having a family? You quite literally have to have sex with your wife to start one so the guy lost me here

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Yeah but you morons call every normal picture of a woman on here a “pornographic photo” because you can’t stop thinking of things in terms of porn This cast is gross and you need to log off for a bit

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Sadly for my haters I’ve been called retarded longer than they’ve known what solvent means I will outlast any market through force of will

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Imagine getting to tell people your scholarship is funded by Rick Owen’s Onlyfans, insane lore

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I can’t believe Farcaster has brought back le hecking pupperino style pet accounts in 2025 To be clear I have no issue with this, it’s just funny how Farcaster is similar to Reddit 10 years ago Timelines are cyclical!

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Can’t wait to be 50 posting things like “just met the new boyfriend, it’s so over” “they broke up, my bloodline is so back” with a LeBron gif attached or something

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This is very smart distribution and I am biting

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Landshark has so many bangers man A poaster of quality few can ever match

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My art dealer and I have this relationship where we talk about a wide variety of painters and various artists but every chat comes back to Drain Gang

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Spent a majority of my Saturday tinkering with dual fiat/crypto payment flows and it’s bonkers how far crypto tooling has come in the last ~3 years alone You can have real one-click checkout where the crypto underneath is completely abstracted I feel like a kid in a candy store and I’m so excited to see what comes out in the next couple years

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Some of you look at things way too negatively And I say this as someone with wonderful friends who are known throughout this app as doomers (e.g. I am definitely not subcasting @keccers.eth) Just because something has a coin component to it doesn’t mean you have to use it — you can just log a dog and then log off to avoid all this stress

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I love the United States of America so much man

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No better day than freedom day to facedoxx 🇺🇸 Keeping my promise to @drewcoffman.eth and @revaaa.base.eth I will do my job and make vertical video Using this first opportunity to keep my accent strong and teach how to speak Northern English

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Can you tell I’m going through an old phone I miss my cat and I miss eating with the valley view

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These are the hills I grew up on, the rolling green I’d meander up and down to avoid going to school I was incredibly lucky to grow up with such views

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I think my wife will have to be a poaster Darling come to bed you can’t write a banger now

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Never beating the LinkedIn allegations

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Are there any other cases where one word ruins its suffix for other words like “Pedophile” does -phile You could be a ludophile, a bibliophile, whatever My brain will process it like this every time:

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Why aren’t more people building with stablecoins in niche adult industry subcultures such as Findom I was in a situationship for a while with a Wall Street woman who did Findom on the side She told me all about the economics behind those wishlist services; Prime for stablecoin disruption - Used to high friction KYC onboarding - Unbanked constantly by card processors - Trad infra couldn’t keep up with crypto speed

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