Historical figure.
Formerly molasses. Currently goo.
Viscous. Vexing. Vulnerable.

Let me get this straight — you’re trying to engagement farm by tagging and calling me a grandma? And you thought that was a good idea? 

I’m old for this platform but I’m like a good decade away from grandma status so sit down boy — don’t make me take off my hoops & throw hands.

I get called grandma, auntie, sir, and bro on a regular basis here.

building /gmfarcaster network |
blockchain ENT prof |  ⌐◧-◧

nounishprof

Building a little space at /thenextwave and watching everything on /videolab.

stream of conscious writer, musician, & artist | co-founder of /wac

Hsbe you received the one where they told you to raise their son and never look back again? Along with an insane amount of BTC and some shady account and password? Lmao!

They make me laugh. Someone called me Patric the other day in a DM I did not respond to.

I’ve been getting it since day one lol. We can be grandmas together. 🤝 at least I see this account is now repenting for their mistake.

Would be nice to get a senior discount on the Farcaster Pro subscription.

bro, dude, ma’am I’m so used to — gramma is new lol