Was late for work, missed a meeting, almost got into a car accident and haven’t even had breakfast yet (it’s 12pm) 😭 day hasn’t even started im already over it

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at humankindcandles.com

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The only parasite that functionally replaces an organ. The tongue-eating louse (Cymothoa exigua) is one of the strangest and most disturbing parasites in the animal kingdom. It enters through the gills of a fish and attaches itself to the base of the tongue. It severs the blood vessels, causing the tongue to wither and fall off. Then it replaces the tongue, attaching itself to the stump and functioning like a prosthetic tongue. The fish can still eat and live normally—with the louse acting as its new tongue.

Oh it can’t? 

https://farcaster.xyz/trh/0x3191eea2

And I went to my fav expensive bagel place to cope and the trainee made my bagel wrong 😭 today can’t get worse