Had to get it in before my first call

I feel like I’m the only person I know who isn’t injecting themselves with experimental Chinese pharmaceuticals

Been messing around with that FWA jawn. Didn’t read shit just started playing the game. Most fun I’ve had with a crypto product in ages.

Calling it now. The ultimate flex will be having a standard flip phone.

going from nearly three years of solo dev back to having a team of twelve in a matter of weeks is a bit jarring, but it feels good to have the creative tension of other engineers forcing me to really articulate thoughts and decisions again. i'm back mfer.

One mile for every drink consumed during the World Cup final + 50 lbs of additional weight. At least it was only 80 degrees out.

VAMOS ESPAÑA

3rd place game was a million times better this is shit Argentina sucks bad team who shouldn’t have gotten this far Spain got lucky should have been France v England FIFA rigged

My instagram algo really thinks I want to recover quickly from a hangover while wearing a wifebeater…. Should I be concerned?

Just found out Bonnie Blue has the same PFP as @jake didn’t know she was a based color enjoyooor but v cool that he onboarded her.

I get a fair number of DMs asking why I don’t launch a token for my hobby projects, like Juke or World of Warpcast, or w/e else I’m tinkering on. The answer is that the signal you see on the TL (engagement) rarely translates to actual usage.

Why didn’t England play this team during the actual tournament

I ate an entire pizza last night in preparation for this.