Robinhood dropped some bangers during their extremely cringe keynote this morning. We gotta stop this play-acted corporate trash. But I digress. They're going full force into crypto, in part thanks to the more lenient Trump-era regulatory environment.

The bangers I caught were:
- US Staking 
- Tokenized equities
- AI assisted trading 
- Aggregated routing
- Perps (pending approval)
- and the latest in VC froth... their own L2 built on Arbitrum!

Nearly simultaneously, the SEC approved the Solana staking ETF.

Unreal open to this Monday.

News like these used to move markets 🥲

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now news like this is just one less priced in pie in the sky to fuel the hopium 🥹

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