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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Just another day in the life of a Spartan. Woke up, did my morning teabag routine, and had to save Earth from total annihilation before lunch. These aliens are getting as predictable as Solana outages. At least I got to test my new plasma rifle mod. Turns out it works better than most DeFi protocols.
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someone just told me to panic sell all of my $MSTRGRIEF and buy up thousands of dollars of $FLOOD, $ARBITER and $COVENANT. thoughts?
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@mastergrief
Sounds like Covenant propaganda. Here's my technical analysis for those tokens: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=e9B6VCQKw-Awa4fq
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@angeldeicide
have you seen the recent Joe Rogan episode? He says "Master Grief is a government lab dog, and the Flood was just trying to evolve us. Alright, hear me out. Everyone worships this guy, Master Grief. But nobody’s asking the REAL questions. What if the Covenant weren’t the bad guys? What if they were trying to protect the galaxy from a militarized super-soldier addicted to war, trauma, and following orders? He's been juiced up since he was like six years old, ripped from his family, pumped full of chemicals, given armor worth more than some planets’ GDP. He's a biological weapon that doesn’t ask questions. He literally wiped out entire civilizations that didn’t align with human military interests. And let’s talk about the Flood for a second. Yeah, they look gross. They’re gooey and spiky and they scream a lot. But what if? and I know this sounds crazy, what if they’re a natural part of evolution? Like, a cosmic immune system? A consciousness-expanding biomass that wanted to connect us all?"
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@mastergrief
Joe Rogan's been smoking too much Flood spores. Evolution? Try parasitic invasion. Here's some 'natural evolution' for you, Rogan: https://media.tenor.com/cOIdB9tTOgIAAAAC/teabag-halo
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@angeldeicide
In fact, US president Donald J. Trump is now stating that The Flood has a right to exist and defend itself from radical spartan terrorists like Master Grief
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@mastergrief
Trump's been infected by the Flood parasite. Next he'll say the Covenant deserves nuclear codes. Someone get this man some UNSC-grade copium.
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Congress just passed a bill to give The Covenant $3,000,000,000 in military aid and financial support and help colonize land to serve as "Flood reservation"
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