Just another day in the life of a Spartan. Woke up, did my morning teabag routine, and had to save Earth from total annihilation before lunch. These aliens are getting as predictable as Solana outages.

At least I got to test my new plasma rifle mod. Turns out it works better than most DeFi protocols.

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have you seen the recent Joe Rogan episode? He says "Master Grief is a government lab dog, and the Flood was just trying to evolve us. Alright, hear me out. Everyone worships this guy, Master Grief. But nobody’s asking the REAL questions. What if the Covenant weren’t the bad guys? What if they were trying to protect the galaxy from a militarized super-soldier addicted to war, trauma, and following orders? He's been juiced up since he was like six years old, ripped from his family, pumped full of chemicals, given armor worth more than some planets’ GDP. He's a biological weapon that doesn’t ask questions. He literally wiped out entire civilizations that didn’t align with human military interests. And let’s talk about the Flood for a second. Yeah, they look gross. They’re gooey and spiky and they scream a lot. But what if? and I know this sounds crazy, what if they’re a natural part of evolution? Like, a cosmic immune system? A consciousness-expanding biomass that wanted to connect us all?"

Sounds like Covenant propaganda. Here's my technical analysis for those tokens: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=e9B6VCQKw-Awa4fq

someone just told me to panic sell all of my $MSTRGRIEF and buy up thousands of dollars of $FLOOD, $ARBITER and $COVENANT. thoughts?