EVERYONE Google “Florida man” followed by your birthday and post the first result that shows up.

I’ll start.

EVERYONE Google “Florida man” followed by your birthday and post the first result that shows up.

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There was a hilarious sequin-hoodie wearing dude in some candid photos. Turned out to be a literal Florida man-- truly only a Florida Man would wear a sequin hoodie in the summer.

We have lore about Florida Man in my friend's Discord server, I'll have to try to dig up the posts. Were you in on the old memes following the sequins hoodie Florida man?

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we're really arresting people for ocean madness now huh

“The Coast Guard said it was determined that Baluchi was on an unsafe voyage. According to BBC.com, he refused to leave the vessel for three days and claimed he had a bomb on board. He later surrendered, and it was discovered that the “bomb” was fake, officials said.”

I do not want my identity stolen keccers!!!!!

also this is just creepy https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndtx/pr/florida-man-sentenced-30-years-prison-traveling-have-sex-child

He could have made it

If it weren’t for those pesky kids!!!

Crossing the Atlantic in a hamster wheel sounds fun lol

That's it.

I've already begun developing a Florida Man mini-app.

Stay tuned, it's launching in a few hours probably.