I really want a scented candle rn yk really complete the transition into unchood

hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas

I downloaded strava like an unc

I think saying MC instead of Merry Christmas is lame. YOU’RE NOT COOLL. SAY THE WHOLE THING.

merry christmas mfs

do we hang the intern on the tree on Christmas Eve?

I love a good shredded metal effect

heard someone talking about incorporating and a board.. took my left headphone off to eavesdrop. heard the word ‘non-profit’ and put it back in. lesson in there.

work wife balance

love-handle maxxing

just met the creative director of the NHL by opening with “look at you with your slutty performative male shutter click camera.” Now we’re friends. This city is so fun. the shower water isn’t cold enough. nvm probably ngmi.

this is where I practice my Chinese