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syncing my june casts onto the protocol: proof that self-awareness and self-improvement are completely unrelated skills

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I started dressing my kid more natural because if I cute her up too much she gets away with things she shouldn’t which will mess her life up at 31 years old.

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bed making is a game of cinches.

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sometimes i don’t say what I really think but not on purpose, it just doesn’t come out right. it’s like: I have a feeling of what I think, and then I start speaking, hoping the words meet the thoughts just-in-time but as I finish speaking and what I’ve said is revealed I disagree myself. The trouble is now I’ve said it and I cannot unsay it without looking like a phony.

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physical laws of the universe demand your inlaws be turbo normies.

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There’s a certain brand of japanese woman that eats their food like an intern doing her first unsupervised autopsy.

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release me from money

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Local indy theater and coffee shop is having an event where you pickup some trash nearby, have a coffee and talk about movies. What a charming event. I felt good imagining I went.

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I like to think when carbonated water comes in contact with my teeth it binds to any plaque and bacteria before self destructing in an explosion that leaves my teeth sparkling. like little kamikaze water.

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I thought I wouldn’t be as irritated at the never ending “why?” kids ask because I’m a curious person and like to ask it myself. Well I was wrong but not how I thought, I do like to answer the question and I give it my best effort, what got me was her complete disinterest in the answer.

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I oscillate between “everyone is just doing their best, give ‘em a break” and “you thought this was okay? have some god damn self respect.”. The latter is irritable but creates results. The former is peaceful but creates no change.

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at a cafe and the guy next to me is aggressively arguing on a zoom call why am i jealous?

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[line etiquette] if your friend arrives late and joins your place in line you must transact together. She may not do a separate transaction all by herself.

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The ideal ratio of itch scratching object to itch radius is 0.9?

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[at the playground] my toddler forcibly removes another toddler from the swing, me, dumbfounded, forcibly removes her from the swing. Cycle of forced removal continues.

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anytime on the train a healthy young japanese woman sits next to me, a foreigner, with many other options available, i can only assume she wants to <redacted>

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I think taking my airpods out of their case is the closest I’ll ever get to the feeling of pulling out a cig from a pack of malboros.

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mid life crisis totally underrated and misbranded imo. it’s a great evolutionary invention and opportunity to sanity check yourself. (disclosure: just guessing)

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Socrates made it cool to say “I don’t know” 2000 years ago and we’re still walking around feeling confident.

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there’s this man camp ad on instagram with fast cut scenes in high contrast, they show buff dudes arriving at a high end lodge surrounded by wilderness, they turn their phones in, eat healthy, get shredded, drink matcha and sell b2b saas together. i try to laugh it off but it deep down, damn, i want to go that camp.

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was on a full train last week in tokyo and saw a japanese dude open the door to transfer cars, when he got inbetween cars, instead of completing the transfer he just stopped, put his airpods in and leaned against the connecting material. guy unsubscribed in irl.

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try to throw out an old jacket, end up wearing it every day for a month. repeat.

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everytime I said “gm” in real life, of which were few just to try it on, was regrettable. I’m sorry I tried. I’m sorry others thought it was working and I’m sorry I lacked the core to resist joining what was obviously never going to work.

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the difference between being regarded and retarded is only a single letter.

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