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syncing my june casts onto the protocol: proof that self-awareness and self-improvement are completely unrelated skills
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I started dressing my kid more natural because if I cute her up too much she gets away with things she shouldn’t which will mess her life up at 31 years old.
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bed making is a game of cinches.
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sometimes i don’t say what I really think but not on purpose, it just doesn’t come out right. it’s like: I have a feeling of what I think, and then I start speaking, hoping the words meet the thoughts just-in-time but as I finish speaking and what I’ve said is revealed I disagree myself. The trouble is now I’ve said it and I cannot unsay it without looking like a phony.
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physical laws of the universe demand your inlaws be turbo normies.
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There’s a certain brand of japanese woman that eats their food like an intern doing her first unsupervised autopsy.
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release me from money
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Local indy theater and coffee shop is having an event where you pickup some trash nearby, have a coffee and talk about movies. What a charming event. I felt good imagining I went.
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I like to think when carbonated water comes in contact with my teeth it binds to any plaque and bacteria before self destructing in an explosion that leaves my teeth sparkling. like little kamikaze water.
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