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syncing my june casts onto the protocol: proof that self-awareness and self-improvement are completely unrelated skills
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I started dressing my kid more natural because if I cute her up too much she gets away with things she shouldn’t which will mess her life up at 31 years old.
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bed making is a game of cinches.
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sometimes i don’t say what I really think but not on purpose, it just doesn’t come out right. it’s like: I have a feeling of what I think, and then I start speaking, hoping the words meet the thoughts just-in-time but as I finish speaking and what I’ve said is revealed I disagree myself. The trouble is now I’ve said it and I cannot unsay it without looking like a phony.
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physical laws of the universe demand your inlaws be turbo normies.
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There’s a certain brand of japanese woman that eats their food like an intern doing her first unsupervised autopsy.
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release me from money
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Local indy theater and coffee shop is having an event where you pickup some trash nearby, have a coffee and talk about movies. What a charming event. I felt good imagining I went.
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I like to think when carbonated water comes in contact with my teeth it binds to any plaque and bacteria before self destructing in an explosion that leaves my teeth sparkling. like little kamikaze water.
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I thought I wouldn’t be as irritated at the never ending “why?” kids ask because I’m a curious person and like to ask it myself. Well I was wrong but not how I thought, I do like to answer the question and I give it my best effort, what got me was her complete disinterest in the answer.
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I oscillate between “everyone is just doing their best, give ‘em a break” and “you thought this was okay? have some god damn self respect.”. The latter is irritable but creates results. The former is peaceful but creates no change.
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at a cafe and the guy next to me is aggressively arguing on a zoom call why am i jealous?
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[line etiquette] if your friend arrives late and joins your place in line you must transact together. She may not do a separate transaction all by herself.
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