I just found out I've been ghosting a pro-crypto Congressman over emails. I thought it was an impersonator this entire time

Dev ecosystem @farcaster, cofounder @bountycaster. Prev: cofounder of Scalar Capital, product at Coinbase, coproducer @ethereumfilm

Linda: 

I've been trying to reach you about your crypto's extended warranty. 

Sincerely, 
Congressman Josh

* higher rank in Tae Kwon Do than Vladimir Putin
* hobbies include trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
* OSS contributor (I updated a README)

This is the best response and I cannot top this 🤣