@oreotiefling.eth went in for getting their nails done, and I felt like getting my first dip to match theirs.

Server saw that my partner and I have the same gel dips on our nails. 

"Aww," she says in a thick Louisiana drawl, "I wish my boyfriend would do that."

I wonder how many men would experiment with different styles if you just told them, "Are you going to let another man tell you what you can do?"

* higher rank in Tae Kwon Do than Vladimir Putin
* hobbies include finding new highs of dad jokes
* open-source contributor (I updated a README once)

Why listen to a man when you can listen to a woman ;p