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Joshua Hyde (he/him)

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But in the NON-fitness world of college drinking in the midwest (with which I am far more familiar)...
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Server saw that my partner and I have the same gel dips on our nails. "Aww," she says in a thick Louisiana drawl, "I wish my boyfriend would do that." I wonder how many men would experiment with different styles if you just told them, "Are you going to let another man tell you what you can do?"
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175 $DEGEN
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American is trying to stick me with the $600 transport bill and then sends me this email. Well, LET ME TELL YOU...
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Do hot people make better ads? This may explain why marketing has never felt like my calling.
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Let us consult the Romance languages for guidance.
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"Natty ice cream" sounds like ice cream flavored like Natural Light beer. But maybe that's a millennial thing, and I'm not the target audience here.
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The experience is something that can't be ignored. I can make a nice cocktail at home, but the experience of doing it at a restaurant or bar is worth getting out of the house, even if the cocktail tastes the same.
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I'm curious: what do you think of "From Zero"?
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I saw Steve Innskeep recently. During Q&A, a guy asked him, "I notice that, when someone gives you a particularly inane question on Twitter, you'll say 'thanks!' and then explain why they're wrong. Where did you come up with that style?" Steve paused a fraction of a moment and then began his response: "Thanks!"
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I know nothing of football, and this sounds like something that necessitates a report to HR.
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I remember reading some time back - though did not verify its veracity - that, while caffeine plays a part in the morning wakeup process, the routine of enjoying the coffee plays a part in it, too.
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General rule: don't comment on the bodies of people you don't know well (and, even if you know them well, tread carefully), regardless of intent (positive, negative, or otherwise). You're most likely to hurt someone's feelings than any positive outcome.
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Created a passkey for Warpcast. Migrated phones. Can't recover account in Warpcast from passkey. Why did I create a passkey for Warpcast?
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Google suggested I try Gemini, so I tapped the notification and this was the prompt it used. Even Gemini can't stop thinking about the Roman Empire.
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This was at an airport restaurant, so I can't say for sure, but it would be funny if so.
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We were coach plebs, but we're still pretty happy with how today's travel turned out.
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Try an old fashioned, but with scotch instead of bourbon. I like Johnnie Walker red for mixing.
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