should i splurge on a birthday mani-pedi or just do them myself like i have been doing for all these months? but i’m tired of doing them myself!! but i should save!! someone with a voice of reason talk me down from this ledge

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real. Cannelle is dog. Cruella is cat. I am mother.

how.....how much....how much does a birthday mani-pedi cost.....(hypothetically)(asking for a friend)

It’s been so long I had to look up the price and it’s like 50€ so yeah I have my sense back and I can just do them myself. 

And Bert, don’t think about what we both know you’re thinking!! Someone needs to put a spending limit on you. All of farcaster appreciates your generosity very very much and we love you but save some money for a rainy day and maybe give your hardworking assistants a raise!

🔍 ensdata.net ✦ 𝙽𝙾𝚆: design engineer @family ✦ 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚅: @rainbow 🌈 ✦ 𝙱𝚄𝙸𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶: @vision

so mad i wasn’t awake to beat you to the punch on this

never in my life have i had so many people trying to throw money at me what’s happening this is my favorite full moon ever

every time you repeat this phrase to me, I get another birthday wish